Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
