My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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