ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
