Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Two words: blizzard sex
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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