Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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