I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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