He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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