i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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