I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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