Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
