No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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