He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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