I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
