Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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