I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
