I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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