Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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