my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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