I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Pants are for mortals
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
