how can u be prego again
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Randomize
