Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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