You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
