Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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