I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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