There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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