I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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