Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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