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you win
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just found puke in my bra..
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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