He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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