i barfeds in our rink
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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