we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
then he tried to convert me to islam
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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