batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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