I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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