if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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