I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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