He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
