We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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