brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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