don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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