Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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