Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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