How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't think brook has ever known best
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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