yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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