He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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