do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
