I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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