You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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