dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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