I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You ruined the universe
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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