he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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