Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize