yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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