Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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