I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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