You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You left your phone here
Wait...
Randomize
