You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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