thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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