Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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