She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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